Wednesday, December 9, 2009

The Stepfather

Director Nelson McCormick, who was earlier helming TV serials, entered the big screen through the remake movie Prom Night. Now, he has come out with another remake movie with most of its characters being the TV actors like Nip/Tuck's Walsh, Gossip Girl's Badgley, series veteran Ward, Damages's Turco, The Closer's Tenney, and ER's Sherry Stringfield (except Heard). The movie is nothing but a TV movie quality remake.

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Veteran TV director Nelson McCormick's The Stepfather is a remake of the 1987 cult classic, which was directed Joseph Ruben. Donald E. Westlake had penned the original screenplay and Terry O'Quinn had played the lead role as a serial killer. Now, the remake features Dylan Walsh and Sela Ward in lead roles.


JS Cardone, who had written the script for remake Prom Night, has now once again reworked the original screenplay for The Stepfather. But the script of new Stepfather is astonishingly dull and it is so relentlessly dumbed down the original. Cardone has lifted many sequences from other movies.

The original movie has an enduring reputation as a suspense thriller. Although the remake is considered as generic thriller, it does not provide thrill to the audiences. It is a bland movie. The scattered murders are perfunctory and the suspense is nonexistent until a climax as overwrought as it is predictable. There are no surprises or revelations, but just the playing out of the inevitable conflict between David and Michael.

Wayward teenager Michael (Penn Badgley) comes back home after spending a year in military boarding school to see his mother Susan (Sela Ward) and his insanely hot girlfriend Kelly (Amber Heard). But he finds his mom is engaged to a new man called David (Dylan Walsh). David goes out of his way to make Michael feel welcome. But suspicions unravel his nasty track record of marrying widows and divorcees and then killing them and their kids.

NIP/TUCK’s Dylan Walsh is good in the title role. But he is nowhere near Terry O’Quinn when compared to his canny charming/crazy performance in the original. Sela Ward is also pretty good as his wife Susan. The real star here is probably Penn Badgley of Gossip Girl. Amber Heard fares better as his insanely hot girl friend.

However, the movie The Stepfather utterly fails to create interest among the audiences with its predictable screenplay. It can be a negligible horror film.

The Final Destination

First things first The Final Destination is in 3D this time. And just in case you haven't seen any of its three predecessors and don't know what this: According to the premise, those who cheat death will get their mortal comeuppance. David R. Ellis returns to direct the franchise after James Wong called the shots in the Final Destination 3. Eric Bress also makes a comeback as a writer after missing out on the in the last part of the franchise.

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Nick O'Bannon (Bobby Campo) has a premonition of a car crash which sends debris into the audience, killing almost everyone present in the 180 section. In a panic Nick convinces his girlfriend Lori Milligan (Shantel VanSanten), and friends Hunt Wynorski (Nick Zano) and Janet Cunnigham (Haley Webb) to leave, with them being followed by a handful of others who become angry with Nick after he pushes past them to escape. Security guard George Lanter (Mykelti Williamson) intervenes when the catastrophe Nick had foreseen occurs.


After a memorial service two of the spectators who followed Nick and his friends die violently in freak accidents. Before their deaths, Nick had seen omens of clues how they would die. Hearing about their deaths on the news, Nick and Lori begin doing research, and learn about the disasters that occurred in the previous three films (the explosion of Flight 180, highway pile-up of Route 23, and roller coaster derailment in McKinley, Pennsylvania) and discover that the survivors began dying in a series of improbable accidents shortly afterwards. While Hunt and Janet refuse to believe them, Nick and Lori manage to convince George that death is after them and the trio begin trying to warn other survivors.

With all the criticism there are few inspired moments in the movie too with a series of accidents in the crowded theatre results in nervous giggles for those attending. But special effects alone can never make a movie go a long with a poor screenplay. One problem the movie suffers from is that with every scene director David R. Ellis. Every tries to outdo the previous one. The movie has a bit of sense of humour but is predictable most of the times. The franchise might have gone 3-D but most of the actors are very one dimensional with their acting.

David R. Ellis has very little that can get the audience hooked to their seats. Although the runtime stands at just 82 minutes this also seems never ending as the movie doesn't seem as clever as its predecessors. The omission of the numeral from the title and adding of the definite article in it might signal the end of the franchise. Having said that it really won't be a bad idea for the franchise to reach their final destination with The Final Destination!

Away We Go

After American Beauty and Revolutionary Road, director Sam Mandes has now come out with his fifth feature in ten years. Hollywood movie Away We Go is the tenderest film that he has done upto date. The director has milked malaise from Burt and Verona’s road trip through suburbs.

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Away We Go is a little road comedy, which has everything - great cast, prestigious director, tender concept, clever script from acclaimed novelists. Husband and wife Dave Eggers and Vendela Vida have penned the willfully woolly screenplay for the movie, which is episodic narrative and it is spun from a thin, cute premise.


Away We Go is about the flight from adulthood, from engagement, from responsibility. The movie deals with ideas and ideals that could not be more true to life. It is a sincere story about making it. It is buoyed by a couple’s genuine rapport and insecurities. It brings out their melancholy state of being both unsure and essentially hopeful about living in this world.

Burt Farlander and his girlfriend Verona (John Krasinski and Maya Rudolph) are enjoying a marriage-less relationship. They live in a ramshackle, poorly heated house and drive a boxy old Volvo. They are expecting their first child and searching for a place to raise their unborn baby.

The movie begins with Burt and Verona's visit to his over-sharing parents (Catherine O'Hara and Jeff Daniels), who announce their trip to Europe. Then Burt and Verona head out on their homesteading journey through Arizona, Wisconsin, Montreal and Florida to visit other family and friends.

Away We Go is a metaphor about filling a house with love. It suffers by being a movie about a theme and meaning. All the supporting cast simply rotates in and out during Burt and Verona's trip. Each of them demonstrate to the main couple, in glaringly obvious ways, how not to raise their baby.

Ellen Kuras’ cinematography has grown somewhat louder. His leads before the camera find themselves giving low-key a good name. Thomas Newman’s music evokes the film's emphasis on drowsy vocals and a quiet guitar. Special song score by Alexi Murdoch is probably his silliest creative error.

Away We Go is a change of pace for Sam Mendes, but unlike his previous movie, it ends without hanging around in hope of an Oscar nomination. It looks like a short story. It has obscenity and sexual situations. It is just obnoxious.

Terminator Salvation

A Terminator movie without Arnold Schwarzenegger seems to be difficult to digest after all Arnie had made Terminator a household name. Terminator Salvation is the latest in the Terminator series after The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines. Joseph McGinty Nichol, better known McG who had directed Charlie's Angels and Full Throttle helms the movie. The Dark Knight's Christian Bale takes up the responsibility of saving the world and Sam Worthington plays a mystery character.

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The movie is set in 2018 and the atmosphere is post-apocalyptic. An artificial-intelligence network called Skynet has arranged for the earth’s machines to rise up and launch an attack on mankind. Only a few men and women led by John Connor (Christian Bale) stand between the machines and extinction of mankind. Skynet's pinpoints John's father Kyle Reese (Anton Yelchin) as their main target. John and others live in the fear of being spotted and killed by digitally-enhanced exterminating robots. Things get complicated with the arrival of a stranger Marcus Wright (Sam Worthington).


Marcus faces a death row and awaits execution. He is visited by Dr. Serena Kogan (Helena Bonham Carter) who offers him a kiss if he agrees to allow his body to be used for cyborg research. There is a lot of mystery that surrounds Marcus. John Connor has doubts if Marcus, who roams around with a mixture of guilt and aggressive machine-blasting fury has retained his human traits or whether he is an agent implanted by the enemy among their ranks.

The screenplay of the movie is weak and it seems robots being programmed to destroy the human race is the one and only plot in the movie. Christian Bale seems ordinary in most of the movie and allows Sam Worthington hijack the attention of the audience. Arnold appears as a robot for a brief period in the movie reminding us of the hay days of the Terminator series. Other characters have been wasted and hardly make an impression in the movie.

Terminator series has been famous for showcasing effects and technology ans setting benchmarks for Hollywood but most of the technology showcased in Salvation is pretty average. Many a times it seems like a flashback of the earlier movies in the series. The sound effects in the movie lack the degree of sonic sophistication which die-hard Terminator fans are used to. The movie seems like a misfit in the Terminator saga.

McG's direction ordinary and nothing to write about. If Jonathan Mostow's direction was considered bad in Rise of the Machines than McG has made an apology of a movie. The Terminator franchise perhaps should go back to James Cameron who had delivered two back to back hits with Terminator and Judgement Day. The 114-minute running time will surely give headache to many of you. Arnold has been definitely missed in the movie. The verdict well if you haven't seen the other movies in the series Terminator Salvation may seem average to you but if you are Terminator fan its a disappointment.

Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen

Not all movie can be made into good sequels. Perhaps this is the thought director Michael Bay missed while directing Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. The movie seemed to be directed by the aliens rather than Michael Bay as the story falls apart in the first hour itself and seems like the director tries to forcefully establish it. He can’t even put a coherent series of shots together in the entire movie.

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All Bay seems to know is action that never stops and seems to be obsessed with it throughout the movie. Ehren Kruger, Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman share the writing credit for apology of a script. The actors in the movie seem to have come out of a sitcom and it is the robots which entertain the audience. It will be difficult for Michael Bay to live up to the standards set by this movie!


Shia LaBeouf (Sam Witwicky) had saved the planet from the attack of the aliens in the first sequal and in Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen he is trying to forget that he discovered a robot alien race. Sam is now interested about his education and starts going to the college. He also holds onto his sizzling girlfriend Mikaela Banes(Megan Fox)

The Autobots are still on earth and have now allied with the US military. They are working together to protect the earth from further Decepticon attacks Unfortunately, as Optimus Prime solemnly intones, "Fate never calls on us at the moment of our choosing." The Decepticons are on the move again, with the very ancient and very evil Transformer - The Fallen - masterminding a diabolical plan to destroy the Autobots

Optimus Prime's aim is to destroy the Earth itself and secure the future of his race. Soon earth turns battleground for these ancient robotic foes to wage war. Sam Witwicky sheds his student self and once again takes up the responsibility of saving the human race from these aliens. While Sam be able to save the human race from Optimus Prime?

Shia LaBeouf is highly repetitive throughout the movie and doesn't seem to be the same actor as in the first sequel. He is anything but impressive in the movie. Megan Fox is has been totally wasted in the movie and Bay used her only to display her ample bosom and curvaceous butt. Other characters hardly find an significance in the movie. The robots make superstars like entries and at times outshine the actors in most sequences.

The only thing noticeable in the entire movie was the graphic works. It has surely improved from the first part. The drama is short on a variety of military bases, and throws in several robot-on-robot battles for good measure . In the end 147 minutes gives us a never ending feeling and is too much time for the sloppy work. Michael Bay could have easily done something in this regards and shortened the torture period for the audience.

Eastern Promises

David Cronenberg has once again come out with an intriguing thriller a genuinely troubling and unsettling movie. You come out of it with a feeling of having been physically present in the story, not just an innocent spectator. The blood, pain and gore cling to you long after you have left the cinema hall.

In London, a 14-year-old bruised and bleeding teenager collapses at a hospital. Hospital midwife Anna (Naomi Watts) watches helplessly as the girl dies in childbirth. Besides the orphaned infant, she leaves behind a diary that chronicles her horrific exploitation and that may contain information about the identities of those responsible for it and her child. Anna is soon obsessed with identifying these vile beasts and turning them in, exposing her to considerable danger. She soon finds herself in the middle of an underground, underworld scam in human trafficking and is at once fascinated and repelled by it. Naive and vulnerable but hopelessly determined to find the men who let that young girl die, without actually knowing it, Anna is soon entangled with the Russian mob. Where does Anna's search take her? Does she free herself from the conniving villains who are now after her?

The movie is basically about the moral scandal of slavery, the traffic in human bodies and human misery that persists, in secret and in the shadows, even in the modern, cosmopolitan West. The brutality does not make you wince in disgust; it makes you writhe in pain.

Scripted by Steve Knight and directed by David Cronenberg, Eastern Promises is a routine thriller that has been deftly transformed into something that truly pierces your mind. Like Cronenberg's earlier movies History Of Violence, Spider, The Fly and Crash, here too, we are baffled by the ideas he presents to us and the way he has packaged them all. As in the case of his scripts for movies such as Dirty Pretty and Amazing Grace, Knight proves that he is clearly as interested in the social and ethical implications of the story as he is in its twists and reversals.

While Knight tugs at your heart, Cronenberg creeps under your skin. The result is a movie that will haunt and taunt you for a long time to come.

The Eye

Asian horror gets a facelift in Hollywood land! Starring Jessica Alba, The Eye is a remake of Jian Gui by Thai directors David and Oxid Pang. What the Pang brothers gave us was a lowly-lit, silent chiller; what David Moreau and Xavier Palud have spun for us is an eerie tale, packaged with a fair share of strobe lighting and spine-chilling effects.

Blind since the age of 5, Sydney Wells is eager as she is fascinated by the idea of a cornea transplant that will restore her sight. With the surgery over, Sydney prepares to see the world as everybody else does, but is instead faced with some rather horrifying and inexplicable encounters with the dead. She can not only see the normal world, she can also see beyond it! For Sydney, the world with all its colour and contour is a new experience and completely different from the one she sensed sightlessly. But before she gets used to her eyes, she is harassed and haunted by spirits. At last, she figures out that all these terrible experiences have to do with her eyes, so she sets about tracing her donor.

Jessica Alba is undeniably pretty and in supremely good shape. The movie has offered her not only scope to flaunt her lithe figure, but has also displayed her acting skills. As for the chills and thrills, the movie is full of them. When they begin to come, the scares make you shudder but as the movie proceeds, the background score gives you blaring notice of the ghosts to come! The Eye is a reasonably good attempt at scaring you out of your wits; A little more attention to detail and a tad more depth to Sydney's character would have given the movie a whole better feel.

Paranormal Activity

Hollywood movie Paranormal Activity is a supernatural thriller and has been made with a budget of $15,000. It has been getting rave reviews from many critics. Earlier, the movie had failed to get a distribution deal after screening at the Slamdance Festival in 2007. Now the word of mouth has encouraged the makers to promote it again.

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Paranormal Activity reminds us of the film The Blair Witch Project. Both the horror films deal with the supernatural and have been shot in a realistic documentary style. Paranormal Activity is far better than the other. The Blair Witch Project relied on gimmicks for scares whereas Paranormal Activity is based more on a primal fear that exists within us all.


Paranormal Activity is an underground sensation that has been taking the country by storm. This homemade horror movie makes the eyeballs of audiences have heart attacks. Director/writer Oren Peli sets his story in a plain, ordinary suburban house, but it gradually becomes a hellhole and pulls the rug out from under the notion of a safe haven. The movie has also a few humorous moments to break the awkwardness in it.

Once in awhile, Katie (Katie Featherston) has been haunted by a presence since her childhood days. When the movie begins she stays with her boyfriend Micah (Micah Sloat) in old-fashioned horror house for 21 days and night. The visitations have come more frequently. Katie is scared while Micah is more excited and amused. He purchases a video camera in hopes of capturing the unexplainable. He gets more than he bargained for.

The night scenes and creaking doors are incredibly creepy. The movie has also lots of light humor, with the occasional intimation of weirdness. Featherston has given wonderful performance. And Katie also lends a few funny moments to the movie. The movie has rich production values that provide some special effects very convincingly.

The movie has a few drawbacks - there are a few scenes where they were obviously trying to explain what was going on, but it felt forced and dumbed down. The final scene is scary but it seems as though they run out of ideas and started scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Overall, Paranormal Activity is intelligent, realistic and genuinely hair-raising horror movie. It’s worth watching movie.

This Is It

It is seldom that biographies or back stage shots make into a great movie but in this case it is King of Pop Michael Jackson or just 'MJ' to his fans. His comeback concerts will surely go down as one of the greatest spectacles never seen. This Is It is named after the series of concerts that Michael left unfinished and it gives the viewers a chance to glance at what King of Pop was preparing for his 'Final Curtain Call'.

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Kenny Ortega who was also the director of Michael's concert shows for a moment makes us forget that the greatest popstar of his generation isn't alive. Come four months after his death it was made with such care that it doesn't like a quick montage of shots. The rehearsal footage is spectacular with some mesmerising songs and exuberant dancing. Perhaps, Michael in his sixth sense wanted to give his best before denying the world 50 comeback concerts.


The film opens with a short text introduction stating the purpose of the footage and its intent. After short dialogues from various dancers, Kenny talks the original concert opening sequence involving a body suit made from screens which display fast clips and images with bright intensity from which Jackson emerges on stage. Immediately after this, Jackson begins 'Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' first solo, and then half way in is joined by dancers.

It gets emotional when MJ sings 'I'll Be There' part of a medley of Jackson 5 songs. His 'Heal the World' shows the human side of the man who was at times demonised by tabloids. There is some high-tech stuff too especially when we come to Thriller where some green-screen visual effects that were created for the concert tour are showcased including a new 3-D collection of the Thriller. The presentation of 'Smooth Criminal' is even better.

Jackson looks a little frail just weeks before his death yet he keep up with dancers half his age. He is seen trying to perfect his moves which made him the greatest ever popstar he was. Kenny gives some funny moments to the movie attempting Michael's dance moves. The sweetest moment in the film comes when Jackson gives a genuine smile when he and his dancers perfect a dance step.

Although That Is It has a 112 minutes runtime it seems short as it is the last opportunity to watch the pop icon's last brush with music. This is It does have some genuinely touching moments. The audio of the movie is awesome and the movie is a winner in all technical aspects. The movie has a G rating and require parental guidance for nothing else but MJ's dance moves.

The movie works because Kenny also doesn't try to play with the sentiments of the viewers by making them cry over MJ's death. Nor does he cut any song in between to make it look like a documentary. That Is It doesn't try to deify Jackson or explain him it tries to celebrate the life of a man who entertained millions in his life time. The movie doesn't make any great revelations about the moments for which he became infamous. It is more like a live performance by MJ than a tribute to him.

The Twilight Saga

Let's get first things first New Moon is no match to its predecessor Twilight. But that doesn't make Chris Weitz directed movie bad. Robert Pattinson who has mesmerised his fans rises from the grave again to feast on blood and set teenage pulses racing in The Twilight Saga New Moon. The movie based on Stephenie Meyer's book comes with a stiff challenge to live up to the expectations after its Twilight had grossed more than $350 million at the Box Office.

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On her 18th birthday Isabella Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) is on top of the moon when Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) the vampire she falls in love with and his family throw her a birthday party. While unwrapping a gift, she gets a paper cut, which causes Edward's adopted brother, Jasper (Jackson Rathbone), to be overwhelmed by the smell of her blood and attempt to kill Bella. To protect her, Edward decides to end their relationship, and the Cullens move away from Forks. This leaves Bella heart-broken and depressed.


In the months that follow, Bella learns that thrill-seeking activities,= such as motorcycle riding. This allows her to hear Edward's voice in her head. She also seeks comfort in her deepening friendship with Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner), a cheerful companion who eases her pain over losing Edward. Bella later discovers that Jacob is a werewolf. He and his fellow werewolves protect Bella from the vampires Laurent (Edi Gathegi) and Victoria (Rachelle Lefevre), the latter of whom seeks revenge for her dead mate, James, whom the Cullens killed in Twilight.

Communication gap leads Edward to believe that Bella has killed herself. Edward flees to Italy to provoke the Volturi, vampire royalty who are capable of killing him. Alice (Ashley Greene) and Bella rush to Italy to save Edward, arriving just in time to stop him. Before leaving Italy, the Volturi tell Edward that Bella, a human who knows that vampires exist, must either be killed or transformed into a vampire. Edward tells Bella that he has always loved her and left her only to protect her. She forgives him, and the Cullens vote in favour of Bella being transformed into a vampire. Edward gives Bella a choice to either change herself after her graduation he will change her himself.

New Moon effortlessly sweeps you along in a swirl of intoxicating passion. New Moon has one major flaw, being a supernatural adventure it seems to be packed with too much of romance. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart carry great performance from Twilight. The screenplay at times seems weak but can surely make patient characters stick to their seats.

The movie won't disappoint the majority of its teenage fans. But it is a let down for many Twilight fans who felt that Catherine Hardwicke who had directed the first flick had improved upon Stephenie Meyer's novel. New Moon doesn't seem to justify why Chris Weitz was chosen over Catherine Hardwicke. At 112 minutes of runtime New Moon seems ideal for a romantic tale of this sort. Although no comparison to Twilight, New Moon is certainly a movie worth spending a few bucks on.

2012 Review

Apocalyptic doom and cataclysmic disaster has been a favourite genre with Hollywood and the latest in the line is 2012. The movie Roland Emmerich directed movie is inspired by the idea of a global doomsday event coinciding with the end of the Mayan Long Count Calendar's current cycle on or around December 21, 2012. The sub-plot of the movie is that amidst this environmental catastrophes all over the world, wiping out major cities and killing large portions of the population a broken family reunites.

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Roland Emmerich is no stranger to imagination and sci-fi after having made Independence Day, Godzilla and The Day After Tomorrow. He seems to enjoy nothing more than seeing the most famous monuments toppled. Emmerich is a professional when it comes to showing massive destruction but he seems to have gone overboard with the destruction theory and destroyed his movie 2012. The initial devastation seems impressive but two hours of monotonous scenes seems unbearable.


Jackson Curtis (John Cusack) is a divorced father while his ex-wife Kate Curtis (Amanda Peet) and children live together with her new boyfriend, Gordon (Thomas McCarthy). At the Mayan city of Tikal in Guatemala, the victims of a mass suicide seem to adhere to the Mayan calendar, which predicts the end of the world will coincide with a Galactic Alignment, which is to occur on December 21 of 2012, the date of the northern hemisphere's winter solstice.

The IHC (Institute for Human Continuity), a secret organization, has realized the situation and begins constructing vast arks beneath the Himalayan mountains designed to withstand most natural disasters in order to save both humanity, significant species, and the greatest treasures of mankind for when doomsday finally happens. There are arguments however about how and when the governments of the world will alert their fellow citizens and even discussions about how the remaining survivors will be selected to survive Armageddon.

The special effects have always been highlight of Emmerich's movies and 2012 isn't any exception. But the movie lacks a good screenplay and that is what separates it from blockbusters like Independence day and The Day After Tomorrow. Acting seems ordinary as the poor script takes away everything from the stars. John Cusack seems to be the only star who shines in the movie by delivering a brilliant performance.

The movie runtime of 158 minutes seems to be a shade longer for a movie which just is a montage of special effects. In the end 2012 is seems less interested in talking about the Mayan truth and more about its Box Office success. The hype that the movie has created around itself with the Mayan doomsday prediction is sure give it a huge opening. Roland Emmerich should have waited till 2012 and made a better movie or else should have waited till 2012 and spared the world from a headache.

The Road

John Hillcoat directed The Road is based on the 2006 novel of the same name by Cormac McCarthy. The plot of the movie revolves around a father and his son in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. It is perhaps no irony that the movie hits the theatres just two weeks after the Roland Emmerich directed 2012 which talked about annihilation of the entire world. The Road talks about a world post nuclear annihilation scene taking us back to the days of the Cold War.

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John Hillcoat says a lot about the story in the opening shot with images of greenery, of flowers, of sunny days but all these are in the dreams of the Man. When he wakes up he finds reality too hard to believe. John Hillcoat portrays the human race in a post nuclear annihilation through the character of the Man. The introduction of the Boy is perhaps the most interesting and symbol of hope to mankind. The Boy brings in the optimism in the otherwise pitiful world.


An unnamed father (Viggo Mortensen) and his young son (Kodi Smit-McPhee) walk alone through burned America. They struggle to survive after an unspecified apocalypse and make their way toward the coast for possible food, shelter, safety, or to potentially find other survivors of the cataclysmic events. It is cold enough to crack stones, and, when the snow falls it is gray. They have just a pistol to defend themselves against the lawless cannibalistic bands that stalk the road

Along the way, they encounter grave struggles and hardships across the barren landscapes, with scarce shelter and resources available to them, and having to avoid bands of cannibals and other desperate gangs looking to pillage valuables and food. Various flashback sequences occur where the Man remembers events prior to the catastrophe, many involving his deceased wife (Charlize Theron), who has a much more expanded role in the film than in the original book.

Viggo Mortensen amd Kodi Smit-McPhee deliver outstanding performance, Charlize Theron is good in her limited appearance in the movie. The Road can easily claim to be the grayest and brownest movie ever made. The movie is not overboard with VFX and John Hillcoat makes sure that the movies doesn't have too many loose ends. Hillcoat has certainly made worthy use of the $30 million incurred on The Road.

The Road is an awesome piece of cinema and truly great in every sense of the word. It is not outlandish like 2012 but tells the story in a more realistic way. It is not a pleasant movie but it surely makes the audience think. There is brutality in the movie but it is though provoking. The movie perhaps is a winner because it does not go the 2012 way and is a treat to watch. Its a must for all those who choose a good movie over expensive VFX.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani

Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani” turned out almost like I thought it would, although I had expected better. Majorly slapstick-y with a very, very loose story-line, is how I’d describe it. The regular rules on describing character development and depth don’t apply here because, and I’ll say it flat out, there is none. Character development that is. This film, while being physically situated in a hill-station like small town, appears to play out in fantasy land. Hence, to sit through this film, you are required to suspend your disbelief and knowledge of physics, gravity and all that tiresome logic.
The film, as the title proclaims, is about Prem Chopra (Ranbir Kapoor) who is a 9th standard fail, good-for-nothing wastrel (where have I seen that before?). Prem is all about being President of a “Happy Club” – he does nothing else. The Happy Club and it’s members, who are all Prem’s equally good-for-nothing friends, have lofty goals in mind, but run around not amounting to much.
Prem who lives with and is supported by his parents, wants to “grow up” once he sights and falls in love with the beautiful Jennifer (Katrina Kaif). However Jenny is being forced by her foster parents to marry an odious chap, and she actually loves Rahul (Upen Patel). Prem, by virtue of being her friend, and very classically hero-like in being unable to tell her of his love, finds himself kidnapping her from her very own wedding so she can be with her true love. Things of course do not go as planned, but does Prem get what he deserves?
While the film makes it very clear that there is no realism in the story, and the viewer should expect no connections (remote or otherwise) to coherence, it is also not an out-an-out gag fest. There is an attempt to create a film full of buffoonery, tomfoolery and abject slapstick, but Santoshi cannot keep up the momentum.
Thus while there are some scenes which are comedic, there were gaps in the film where I was plain bored. Add to that, the fact that this film pretty much conducts itself at a level suited for a teeny-bopper flick, and you get the picture.

Santoshi who has delivered meaningful films like “Damini” in the past, also managed to turn out half-decent 'comedies' like “Andaz Apna Apna”. This time he tries to be fluffier than usual and as far as I’m concerned does not get it right. APKGK has a pretty light-weight script, and is unencumbered by traditional filmi elements such as a believable story or screenplay.
Even given that, this film fails to leave a mark, chiefly because I care not a whit about the card-board-ish lead-pair, Prem and Jenny, both of whom share two common characteristics. Firstly they both stammer when upset, and the second (which the director may not have intended) that although full-grown adults, they appear to only possess child-sized brains.
This film might descend into stupidity, but its stars are quite another matter. Luminous Katrina, and the youngish Ranbir, ooze beauty and charm in every frame. Even though they have no help from the script, they manage to salvage the film to make it an average entertainer. There are other factors which help, like the absolutely marvelous Govind Namdeo, who breathes life into his 10 minute role. Also Darshan Jariwala, playing Prem’s restaurant-owner father, and Smita Jaykar, playing his loving, indulgent mother lend their able support. The songs, which are quite melodious are picturised beautifully and with a sophistication not seen in the film itself.
The best thing about this film, if I had to name one, is that it did not have any double-meaning jokes, vulgarity, sexual innuendoes or the Johnny Lever style facial contortions that currently pass for humor. Although there were minor irritants like showing a woman’s sari being “unintentionally” unwrapped (only in Bollywood!), this film was relatively kid-friendly, and I have to say that my kids enjoyed it a whole lot more than I did.
APKGK (long names anyone?) is a slap-stick entertainer and will probably do quite well at the box-office. If you go in there expecting a low-brow, loud, in-your-face comedy sans logic you will get your money’s worth. However if your funny bone is not tickled by random people falling off staircases, or a bunch of half-wits running around for no apparent reason, please consider spending your hard-earned money elsewhere.

Main Aurr Mrs Khanna

If you watch films solely on the basis of who’s in them, then Main Aurr Mrs. Khanna, by novice director Prem Soni - might be your choice this Diwali. Touted as a romantic comedy, it is neither romantic nor particularly comedic - a grab-bag of high points thrown up in the air then assembled any-old-how. I’ve watched enough Bollywood comedies and masala films to know that they don’t always require a sequential, logical narrative flow. Their prime purpose is to entertain but to do so they must be quite outrageous, over-the-top and fun. The problem is that Main Aurr Mrs. Khanna is painfully earnest through its entire first half, moving into some light comedy far too late. The laughs are few and the fun element - the feeling of being entertained - is sorely missing. When we first see him in flashback Samir Khanna (Salman Khan) looks like an elderly guy clinging to his youth or a caricature where parody wasn’t intended. Haggard face, bags under his eyes, sallow complexion suggestive of far too many tequila sunrises and an eccentric hairstyle to hide loss of hair - are features that should have been airbrushed away. But no - we are expected to believe that the innocent straight-out-of an orphanage Raina (Kareena Kapoor) would instantly fall for the guy just because he has been hanging around a church. Hadn’t she been taught not to talk to strange men? The far-fetchedness of their lightning courtship is bizarre enough when zap - they are married and living in Melbourne, Australia. Samir has morphed into a businessman who is reeling from the effects of the global economic crisis and their marriage is on the rocks because of it. Melt-downs ensue with lots of soulful staring out of the windows at bleak urban vistas.
We move tiresomely but purposefully towards the airport - stock symbol of meetings and partings - renewal and loss. One can almost hear the filmmakers saying - ‘Let’s have a decisive scene at an airport but we won’t go down the usual track - the touching reunion- climax - instead we’ll insert our more original airport scene early in the film and surprise viewers with its outcome.’ Yep. The outcome is mildly surprising but mainly for its weirdness and incongruity (to say more would be to spoil).
The high points of the film stand out like the dots on a puzzle for children while the spaces in between are inconsequential - a mindless, joyless slog. It presents as laborious plotting without the understanding of how to craft a proper, cohesive screenplay.
It’s probably unwise for first-time writers-directors to shoot off-shore because of the difficulty posed by costs, logistics and stringent timing. Bollywood stars are usually heavily booked up and time frames become squeezed. This film appears to have suffered set-backs in its infancy - a change of female lead from Lara Dutta to Kareena Kapoor and reduction in the impact of its item number from the originally desired inclusion of Shah Rukh Khan to the reality of featuring Pretty Zinta. I can only guess that re-writes were necessary but Soni wasn’t able to do them effectively as well as direct.
The biggest mistake in the construction of this screenplay appears to be that Soni has chosen to tell the story from Mrs. Khanna’s perspective when really - the character he most enjoyed creating was Aakash (Sohail Khan) - Mrs. Khanna’s confidante and companion. Aakash owns a café at Melbourne Airport where he meets Mrs. Khanna on that life-altering day. Sohail Khan adds value to Mr. Nice Guy and viewers readily warm to his goofiness, total ease and innate timing. The morning after a drunken club scene we see him in hang-over mode - defensive, funny, interesting unlike the moribund characters of Samir and Raina.
In a less than engaging film, one has time to ponder the settings, costumes and make-up in much the same way as one is often forced to read ads when waiting for a train. So I noticed how painfully thin Kareena was and how bones were accentuated in her back by some of the more revealing frocks. I observed a line of what looked like adhesive on one of Salman’s sideburns and studied the zits on Kareena’s face with some interest. There was make-up caked onto the faces of several peripheral female characters which was so thick that it seemed to have been applied with a palette knife. In terms of settings - the homes in some of the Melbourne settings looked unconvincingly bare as if no one could be living in them while others gave the impression of being hotel rooms. In better Bollywood films scenes are set up with a lovely eye for detail and aesthetics. Unfortunately this film appeared hasty and tacky in the visual department.
Both Kareena Kapoor and Salman Khan are great dancers but there wasn’t much comment-worthy choreography. While the songs by Sajid-Wajid are pleasant listening, picturisation did nothing to enhance them with more bare rooms and people staring into the distance and an overly dark ‘Kajra Re’ wannabe item number in ‘Happening’ . The song ‘Mrs. Khanna’ with some silliness from Sohail, Kareena and a Bappi Lahiri (in cameo) is a bit more flamboyant and interesting.
With a first half that takes itself too seriously and a mismatched second half that doesn’t seem to know where it’s going Main Aurr Mrs. Khanna is neither drama nor a ‘roller coaster romp‘. Watch an old favourite this Diwali - chances are you will be more entertained.

London Dreams

Like its title, London Dreams is ambitious in the scope of its cinematography and plot. The widely publicized self-imposed star salary cuts to afford to film it on a grand scale were probably not a bad idea, given that the script includes huge concert scenes (mostly done in CGI) in three major European cities. The tale is complex and above average in general, with parallel storylines and nuances that allow it to rise above standard melodramatic fare. However, there are significant weights that keep the film’s execution from flying high.
With this outing, director Vipul Shah crosses into more sinister and adult territory than his past films, which include Namastey London (2007). This is one of a very few mainstream masala films I wouldn’t recommend bringing the kids to, unless you want to explain self-flagellation and intravenous drug use by popular film heroes.
The story begins by introducing us to Arjun (played as an adult by Ajay Devgan) and Mannu (Salman Khan) growing up in the Punjab. Misunderstood within his family, Arjun is drawn to play music, something he’s forbidden to do. Mannu is from a musical family, and being rather a layabout in general, he literally runs from music lessons. The tale charts Arjun’s London escape from his family and his obsessive quest to redeem himself and perhaps another family member through his version of musical success.
Technically, the film is rather uneven. Some scenes are beautifully shot, enhancing the emotional tone well, while some seem shoestring and cheap, using techniques like dark red lighting in an enclosed space to convey a character’s mental state. Similarly, the plot has some moving and insightful moments that are undercut by trite devices and actions that seem nonsensical.
The film suffers from trying too hard to look “young.” Styling comes off as corny and overdone (largely via loud and cheap-looking t-shirts and too many garish accessories), and the music scenes seem wooden and without energy, especially from Devgan’s Arjun. A sure signal in Hindi films lately that characters are supposed to be hip is hanging out on rooftops and other gritty urban settings à la 2008’s Rock On and New York (2009), and there’s plenty of roof scenes here to hammer the point home. These people are so street-wise they even graffiti! Their arty-ness seems forced and unreal.
The Rock On comparison seems obvious, especially since both films emphasize the importance of friendship in our lives. However, beside that general message and some stylistic resemblances, the comparison becomes lazy, especially when you consider that one of the challenges for the characters in Rock On is their belief they’re “too old” (read: boring and tame) to rock, while in London Dreams it’s taken for granted that characters who appear in their late 30’s-early 40’s can break through to worldwide success.

London Dreams veers more into Mozart/Salieri territory by adding an extra layer of malevolence. Arjun seems desperately in need of a good therapist, denying and punishing himself to placate a god whom he believes will bring him to his dream of playing in Wembley Stadium. You’d think the pitchfork tattoo on his hand would give him a clue that the deal may have been forged niche, not upar, but to no avail. Arjun brings Mannu to London to join the band and almost immediately regrets it, because Mannu’s innate emphasis on having fun and valuing personal relationships translates well on stage, where he connects strongly with the audience.
Arjun can’t understand why all his hard work doesn’t get him the adulation he feels he better deserves, and the seeds of mayhem are planted. Perhaps because he’s been alone on his own for so long, he doesn’t see that for social beings like humans, emotion often trumps technical skill. It’s not enough to know the mechanics and theory of music, you have to have the heart involved for art to be meaningful. Arjun deliberately cuts that tie over and over, unconscious that by leaving dil out of the equation he moves himself away from his goal. Without audience, there is no Wembley show.
Beloved pop culture figures are often not the most talented, but the ones who seem the most human, and ignoring this maxim has hamstrung careers. Shah would have done well to observe this idea in his film to balance our sympathies for the leads. Salman Khan steals the show. Though he’s the secondary lead and a stock character, he glows onscreen, playing the innocent country boy type well. Even as Arjun sets a plan into play to ruin Mannu, Khan’s character convincingly tries his utmost, if clumsily, to be musically on-point for Arjun.
Unlike Arjun, Mannu doesn’t crave the power of ruling the crowd at Wembley, he gets joy from helping his friend realize a dream. He’s not concerned that the goal may be flawed. There have been enough sarcastic and caustic Khan characters (his love guru role in Partner (2007) being one). Here his emotional devotion to Arjun creates the bulk of the film’s empathetic notes, and the majority of the rationale for the viewer to care about what ultimately happens. It’s worth seeing the film for his performance alone, because it reveals Khan’s capabilities more than a lot of his recent work.
Namastey London had similar naïve bumpkin comic elements as London Dreams, and I’d venture that Akshay Kumar plays the pathos of his character, also a man alone in London, much more convincingly and sympathetically than Devgan’s Arjun, who is so wooden, even when onstage, that he veers into bathos. Facial expressions that are supposed to be tortured can instead resemble the lopsided look he brought to his mentally challenged character in Main Aisa Hi Hoon (2005), and I don’t think that’s intentional.
Devgan has brooding malevolence down. His eyes narrow as he plots his way past the impediment that Mannu has become by “stealing” his spotlight and perhaps even his love interest. However, especially since it’s clear Arjun has had emotional wounds since childhood, Devgan would have done well to consistently convey the affective layers that lead his character to behave as he does. Doing so would elevate his role beyond that of a soap opera villain, which is what he more often resembles. Devgan’s version of being happy (which doesn’t come often) seems forced and insincere. For a change, I’d love if he’d switched roles with Khan in this film to play someone more emotionally open.
One hopes Asin Thottumkal, playing the third lead, was well paid for this turn, which is a step back after co-starring in Ghajini (2008), since her Priya (also the love interest’s name in the musical “Bombay Dreams”) has so little to do and virtually no detail to her character. She functions more as a symbolic point of conflict. Arjun is secretly in love with her (of course he gives no indication, so she doesn’t know), while Mannu begs her over and over to make an honest man of him by agreeing to marry. The plot throws us a tiny bone by showing her negotiating a second-generation immigrant’s double life by being “traditionally” Indian at home and more “Western” in the rock band, but most of her nuances are unexplored. In the band she starts as backup singer (yawn), and is relegated to leading the dance ensemble when Mannu shows up. Thottumkal works with crumbs to give Priya a bit of a spirited personality, but not much is asked of her other than as a love object in songs.
In a film about a rock band, the music and dance seems to have been an afterthought. The choreography isn’t featured much and the songs are pedestrian rock that will neither inspire nor inflame. None stand out after leaving the theatre. Ultimately, this film’s flaws mirror its script. Not enough human details about the characters, and not enough emotion in the music and dance make for something technically admirable that will not have a long-term effect. After admiring the filmmaking skills, clever script and effort, you leave the theatre without the sublime emotional impact characteristic of beloved films.


Acid Factory

As a genre (of late), the action thriller never made a huge impact at the box-office in Bollywood, with the exception of the Dhoom franchise, the super-success of Race (2008) and the moderate success of Anubhav Sinha’s Dus (2005). All other movies falling in the genre lately have fallen off the box-office records like a pack of cards, the latest in memory being the very odd Luck (2009), and a confusingly executed Cash (2007). The added speculation that only Tamilised action a la Ghajini (2008) or Wanted (2009) work in the Indian film industry has made most action lovers stay away from such movies of late.And then, in the midst of all this so-called ‘boycott’ come the killer promos of Acid Factory, directed by Suparn Verma of Ek Khiladi Ek Haseena (2005) fame. And from one promo to another, the producers paved up a fantastic marketing strategy for the movie, hence making action-crazy fans sit up and notice. The soundtrack perked up further interest with urban dance tracks such as Yeh Jism, Raftaar and Kone Kone Mein making the biggest impact of the lot.
A lot of radio airplays, interviews (both audiovisual and print), promo watches and song unveilings later, the time has finally come for the movie to reveal it’s magic (or perhaps the lack of it) to the audience. And with such an ambitious tagline – "Some thrillers go too far… this one starts from here" – the director is left with no choice but to fulfill the expectations of the viewers. So, does it impress? Is it fit to be called ‘the mother of all thrillers’? Or does it fall, yet again, in the category of ‘stale Bollywood action thrillers’? Read on to know more!
What happens when one fine day, you wake up to find no trace of your past? What happens when an innocent man wakes up to find his memory erased? Will that change his perception of reality? What happens when a killer wakes up one fine day to find his memory erased? Will that change his record of the past crimes he has committed? Acid Factory traces the lives of five such people who wake up in an acid factory to find out that they don’t have an inkling of their past lives. Sometime later, a phone call from the leader of the gang makes them know that they have been kidnapped and the better half will be gotten rid of after ‘the work is done’. After some treachery and a few failed survival attempts, the leader arrives unveiling a shocker and turning a lot of tables by way of revealing the shocking past of the lives of the people.
Some stories may sound like blockbuster material on paper, but it is the execution that decides the fate of the movie. As a respite, the execution of the story (Milind Gadagkar) and screenplay (Sanjay Gupta, Suparn Verma) of the movie is terrific, and to be very honest and frank, this is the first action thriller after ages that has managed to provide the audience the thrill-a-minute factor, with each character and each story having a layer of its own. Every character in the acid factory is given some time to develop, such that the audience manages to get an overview of what the character does. But the real fun lies in the narration of the movie, which constantly moves back and forth between the past and present, thereby keeping the viewer uptight and – literally – on the edge of the seat. Characters have been sketched out really well, and not a single character has been ‘left out’ metaphorically, and this is where the storywriter and the screenplay writers score highly. Dialogues (Saurabh Shukla) are very well-penned, which gives the movie an overall edge. And to top it all, Suparn Verma as a director is top-notch, and it is due to him that the movie has delivered so well, he certainly appears to be in total control of the proceedings this time. Hats off to Suparn!
Technically, the movie is brilliant, and has scored on many aspects. The movie boasts of some amazing camerawork, which deserves brownie points. Cinematography (Sahil Kapoor) also hits the bullseye, where the locales of Cape Town are well captured. The editing (Hemal Kothari) is amazing and in fact, it is this very aspect of the movie that supports its execution to the T. The sound mixing (Nimish Chheda, Harjeet Singh) is eclectic and at times, mind-blowing. Action choreographer Tinu Verma takes away all the accolades for executing some breathtakingly choreographed stunts from the stars, and gives us just the thrills that action lovers want. The music (more like the background score) of the movie (with the exception of Khatti Meethi by Manasi Scott), supports the movie and gives it a stylish feel. It is interesting to note that part from Khatti Meethi and the remix of Jab Andhera Hota Hai which appears in the end credits, no other song has been lip-synced, which is good to see, considering even the oddest of sequences in some films have a lip-synced song squeezed into it! Thankfully, the music here doesn’t act as a dampner, and, with its urban techno sounds, adds to the overall mood and gives the movie a style of its own.

Performances are noteworthy. Fardeen Khan has given one of his better performances in this film as Suparn Verma clearly stated in an interview, “he has outdone himself.” Dia Mirza looks stunning and clearly stuns everyone with her performance as well, as she not just looks the part she plays – she is the part! Irrfan Khan gets the meatiest role, and plays it with aplomb. Aftab Shivdasani does tremendously well, and makes the required impact. Dino Morea is amazing. His dry humor really jells well with the theme. But speaking about dry humor, the king of it should be Manoj Bajpayee, who incidentally gets the best one-liners throughout the first half of the movie, though it is his overall performance and sticking to his characterization that floors you. Danny Denzongpa is really cool. He’s just himself in this flick, and you will probably forget his miscast in Luck after watching him here. Others, including Gulshan Grover and Neha Bajpayee (it is a pleasant surprise to find her back on screen after a long time), are efficient.
There aren’t many flaws and weaknesses but if you look closely you may notice some jump cuts in editing. Also, the movie has a very slight resemblance to the 2006 movie Unknown, though it has many different aspects.
Overall, the movie is a winner all the way; a high-octane suspense-action thriller that delivers a punch to the audience in terms of execution, thrills and suspense. At long last we get to watch a thriller that differs from the ‘been-there-done-that’ spin-offs. This one has an edge, and on some levels, turns out to be a mind-blowing piece of work particularly due to it’s tight script and even tighter execution. As a result this one comes highly recommended. Go watch it, you will not regret a second!

Wake Up Sid

It’s quite conceivable that Ayan Mukerji - the director of Wake Up Sid - has been a traveller. Not the sort of traveller who stays in five star resorts but one who really gets to experience a city from its street level outwards. The sense of experiencing an environment for the first time; of learning how to function within it, is very well articulated in this unpretentious coming of age story. Aisha Bannerji (Konkona Sen Sharma) - a 27 year old writer from Calcutta is new to Bombay (as it is lovingly referred to in this film). There she meets with Sid (Ranbir Kapoor) - an immature but privileged college student who also eventually journeys to a world outside his comfort zone. Mukerji has mentioned that his film is a little like Dil Chahta Hai (Farhan Akhtar, 2001) and Luck by Chance (Zoya Akhtar, 2009) and he’s not wrong. Wake Up Sid - like these films - has a youthful feel to it, a knack for character development, humor and attention to detail. In the opening scene - set in Sid’s bedroom we get a snapshot of where he’s at: superhero screen saver, Star Wars T-shirt, Spongebob sheets, empty pizza boxes and in the midst of Boy-dom there’s Sid vacillating between studying a business problem and drawing Homer Simpson. It’s a nice example of visual humor which evolves naturally - doesn’t feel contrived.
Or Aisha and Sid are flat hunting and have been told that someone in an apartment block named Sonia - is renting a flat. A curious child guides them to Sonia’s door where the lady emerges looking like she is selling her person as well as rooms. The child is in the habit of observing Sonia and is clearly entertained by her appearance at which point a straight-laced mother emerges to take him away from corrupt influences. The beauty of the scene is that it sets up economically yet powerfully two minor characters who appear in a major scene later on. So often peripheral characters appear in Bollywood films for no apparent reason never to be seen again. Here we have an example of the kind of detail that raises the film a notch.
In quite a number of recent romances dialogue and screenplay writers don’t seem to know what to do with characters when they are courting. They know that viewers are hanging in there for the declaration - the ‘I love you’ part but it’s almost like ‘killing time’ till that point. There are those who favor the cute interlude - flowers, ice-creams, chocolates or perhaps the raunchier club scene. Then there are those whose who contrive an accident, a drunken episode or perhaps a stalled car or cottage on a stormy night in the middle of nowhere. Once the couple has been thrown together by fate it seems such a chore to make their togetherness interesting because the characters are not the sum of their interactions but a set of clichéd responses to a set of tired situations. Wake Up Sid progresses very smoothly. Both characters are fleshed out and situations seem to unfold seamlessly if not a little too languidly. When clichés occur there is usually a slight twist involved which makes them more watchable.
It’s not that Wake Up Sid is more real. Portraying reality is not a measure of better filmmaking - and certainly Bollywood hasn’t made a feature of reflecting it. The film’s strength lies in drawing out points of contact - authentic moments of distilled emotion that connoisseurs of Bollywood romance appreciate. What we observe between the four walls of a shared apartment is akin to the journeys on trains experienced in Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge (Aditya Chopra, 1995) and Jab We Met (Imtiaz Ali, 2007) We realize in an instant why father and son have grown apart or how friends bond on the basis of a quirky sense of humor. All up it’s a very good screenplay from Ayan Mukerji. There are a few slow sections in the second half but it’s an understated narrative by Bollywood standards which breathes modernity but retains strong Indian family values.
Ranbir Kapoor has been boyish in all three of his first films but his acting in Wake Up Sid - more than the other films convinces me that he is a good actor. In Sawariyaa (S.L. Bhansali, 2007) the other-worldliness of his character made his motives more than a little unclear. Bachna Ae Haseeno (S. Anand, 2008) was focused on Ranbir to the detriment of the female characters. It is only now - freed from the constraints of monologue and engaged in meaningful interaction with other properly configured characters that his talent really surfaces. Whether Kapoor is very good at his craft will be apparent when he has played a wider range of roles. Konkona Sen Sharma essays a part which is familiar to her - one of an independent but slightly deluded career woman (Metro, Luck By Chance). The difference is that the character of Aisha is a tad more subtle and Konkona gives her the light and shade which good writing engenders.
There is no grandeur and spectacle from Anil Mehta, the cinematographer who gave us the larger-than-life Veer Zaara (Yash Chopra, 2004), Lagaan (Ashutosh Gowariker, 2001) and Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam (S.L Bhansali, 1999). The shared apartment in Wake Up Sid takes on many aspects depending on the film’s mood and time of day: from homely to glamorous; from stark to ugly. Aisha and Sid inhabit the space - not as talking heads but as moving, evolving beings. Songs by Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy and their picturisations complement the story telling without interrupting character development or narrative flow.
It’s a very good first film from Ayan Mukerji. What remains to be seen is whether he can cross from the semi-autobiographical material of his youth to the less comfortable terrain of writing about characters and situations which are more distant. I wish him well on his journey.

What`s Your Raashee?

Imagine yourself at your own wedding. Your family and friends are here, but the focus is on who’s in debt to whom, who’s paying for what, who’s been lied to and who’s been lying. There’s a lot of drama, but it’s not necessarily happy, and people are preoccupied rather than engrossed in the celebration. And the pandit goes on and on when he could have edited his remarks for more impact, so the people who really want to share your fun become distracted and bored as time goes on. At the end of the day, would you be glad or sad?
That’s the feeling left after Ashutosh Gowarikar’s What’s Your Raashee? The film has color and movement, but the emotional core is missing and there’s a lot of distracting extras that largely divert from the main story.
Saari film’s tensions are laid out rather prosaically in the first five minutes. Nanaji’s decided to give all his land to Yogesh Patel (Harman Baweja), his grandson in the US, because he’s the only family member who’s not self-centered. Meanwhile, back in India, Yogesh’s dad is consulting the astrologer about how to pay his other son’s considerable gambling debts. The jyotishii surprises them all by predicting that Yogesh’s fate is to be married by the end of the month, and at the ceremony he’ll come into great wealth. Then grandpa calls, and they find out about Yogesh’s gift. Ka-ching!
True to grandpa’s depiction of their self-serving natures, the family hatches a plan to trick Yogesh back to India, get him married quickly, and use the money he doesn’t yet know he has to get them out of the fix they’re in. It’s a grim co-dependent family, and Yogesh is nothing if not an enabler.
The decision he makes on his own is to streamline the process of finding a bride by meeting one woman from each raashee, with the idea that by sampling the astrological spectrum of possible personalities, he’ll have a better chance of falling in love at first sight, which is his self-serving goal. He wants a love marriage out of all this.

Enter the film’s main story engine – finding the ladki. Each zodiac avatar is played by Priyanka Chopra, in what must have been an impressive challenge of concentration to keep them all separate. Like the turning astrological wheel, the scenes circuit mechanically through one raashee/ woman after another. The book that the film is based on is methodical in this way, and what works on the page isn’t necessarily the most captivating screenplay. Without faltering, the narrative plods along, and this film is 3.5 hours long. By the end, it’s lost momentum under its own weight.
And somewhere along the way, perhaps in the name of symmetry, there are 13 songs in the film, one for each raashee/woman, and a final one that combines them all. Ideally, the songs move the film forward and provide some insights into the characters. Instead, these often slow the film down by pausing the narrative for a repetitive message. The most egregious example, the Cancer song “Bikhri Bikhri,” cuts between Baweja and Chopra standing still staring at each other. The higher energy ones, like “Aaja Lehraate” (for Gemini), don’t uplift. The dancing is just not up to snuff here with tired and slow moves, and the “You’ve been served” energy is very subdued. The cinematography is also a bit languid, and sometimes seems more suited to a TV soap opera than a big-screen story, which requires a different intensity.
The Gemini/Kajal segment is a good indicator of Baweja’s contribution to the film. Chopra’s Kajal character is a peppy college student, with a personality matched only by her bright, modern, skimpy clothes and large hair. As they talk after the big dance-off, she tries to get to Yogesh’s romantic core, asking him to act as if he were proposing to the woman he loves. Yogesh, who could take the opportunity to sell himself in his desperation to get married, is instead wooden and uptight. Despite his earlier pretensions to true love, he doesn’t seem to have any imagination about what the feeling would really be like. Welcome to Baweja throughout the film – a bit of a drip. While Chopra is clearly working hard to bring each different personality to life, he sleepwalks through his role, lacking charisma or much personality. The biggest reaction we get out of him is when he’s confused or overwhelmed, which is often.
Chopra’s star shines here, and perhaps brighter when contrasted with Baweja. Her avatars are not fully developed characters, partly because they are standing in for a star sign, partly because functionally they each get only a small bit of screen time. Still, Chopra is clearly working to make them distinct, and for the most part she succeeds, with a little help from styling and some outrageous wigs. It must be frustrating to focus so hard on the craft, though, while the lecherous camera focuses on the curves of her back, which get a lot of attention. Chopra gets some interesting roles and perhaps someday we will get to see her dig into them without so much emphasis on her as eye candy (“Aaja Lehraate” may remind you of Billu’s (2009) “Khudaya Khair/You Get Me Rockin’ & Reeling” for its soft-core dancing, which will probably either delight or creep you out).
However, with the exception of a couple of cringeworthy film moments, for the most part the film is neither exciting nor dramatic. There are a few laugh-out-loud jokes, including one when a woman who’s convinced she knows Yogesh from a past life asks to take a picture of him to remember the moment. He balks, saying “You remember a lot anyway.” The Pisces song, “Sau Janam,” is a knowing homage to film songs from the ‘80’s, complete with the huge green valley vista swaying out below the couple at the edge of a cliff and the voice of Udit Narayan.
Background music and a couple extraneous subplots seem like holdovers from films of a decade ago or more – they are played overly broad, loud and predictable. Ostensibly these elements make films play better to “the masses,” and I’d submit that even the masses have moved to a different film style by now. These dated gimmicks, without an ironic wink of parody (à la Om Shanti Om), seem lost in time. The other featured characters, consisting largely of the Patel clan, are predictable stock roles, and the talents of people who are largely drawn from television serials and Gowarikar’s other films are spent on one-note personalities.
It’s despair-inducing to come to a film, especially one from a competent director, with high hopes and see the well-intentioned work of mostly talented people circle the drain. With a tighter script, more consistent story logic, and better (and perhaps fewer) songs, this film could have gone the distance, and perhaps saved a few thousand feet of film!


kambakht ishq

Kambakkht Ishq is a case of bling over substance, in this first directorial effort from Sabir Khan who also developed the screenplay for this vacuous romance. Filmed largely in Los Angeles and featuring Universal Studios, Rodeo Drive and Hollywood Boulevard - it’s more about Bollywood’s love affair with Hollywood than any thing involving the yawn-inducing protagonists.Viraj Shergill (Akshay Kumar) is a stuntman who succeeds in Hollywood. Bowing down to touch the feet of his guru - Sylvester Stallone, he accepts a stuntman of the year trophy at a gala function attended by the Hollywood now set. This moment is strategically placed not only to woo the feisty Simrita (Karina Kapoor) but to offer viewers latent insight into Viraj’s otherwise nasty, chauvinistic character. Hey he can’t be all that bad; he has this ‘healthy’ respect for Sylvester Stallone and he clearly loves his mother because he mentioned her in his acceptance speech. This is as deep as it gets folks.His sparring partner - supermodel - Simrita Rai - is almost equally superficial. She’s supposed to be a strong female character of the type Yash Raj has been showcasing lately, but surprise - she’s putty under the stony façade. There’s a bit of a back story about how she’s all messed up because of her parents’ broken marriage but nothing that gives her character heart or soul.Lighten up - you might say - this is a comedy. Only if you think it’s funny. I smiled on two occasions: firstly - when Viraj was in hospital saying funny things (which sounded improvised) under the influence of an anesthetic and secondly (a smile of relief) when the end credits rolled.The problem rests with the screenplay which sets up too many inane situations at the expense of proper character development. For example Simrita influences her simple friend Kamini (Amrita Arora) to abstain from having sex with her husband - supposedly to test whether he loves her or not… (How silly is that?) Or how about - “Give me just 7 days and I’ll make her fall for me” from Viraj as lead in to another “test”. Where it counts though, attitudes change in a blink with no real build up or explanation. Why do Simi and Viraj fall in love? There doesn’t seem to be any connection beyond the physical?Karina Kapoor pouts and struts while Akshay Kumar swaggers and blusters. They call each other ‘dog’ and ‘bitch’ a bit too often as the storyline atrophies. Somewhere, on the periphery Javed Jaffrey appears ineffectually as a sleaze interested in making a quick buck. Boman Irani plays a deaf psychiatrist so we get the benefit of some sexually oriented double-entendres. Cream pies are thrown, Akshay does a few stunts …lots of skin and a fair bit of kissing.The only interest lies in the use of the mantra - Om Mangalam which issues from a musical charm bracelet given to Simi by her Aunt Dolly (Kiron Kher). The journey undertaken by the charm is more interesting than the life-journeys of all the characters put together. To explain in greater detail is to give too much away.I read somewhere that the aim was to make a dubbed English version of the same film minus the songs. For me the musical interludes (Anu Malik) and choreography (Vaibhavi Merchant) served to strengthen an otherwise, hollow creation. It is regrettable that the acting talents of Kapoor, Kumar and Aftab Shivdasani have not found a worthier vehicle.

Wanted

Welcome to masala ville – a place where the guy romances and jigs with the girl in exotic locations, uses fantastic punch lines repeatedly to grab attention, walks without a care, breaks into a dance whenever he wants to, and fights like he’s the most powerful man in this world! Yes – I’m talking about the cinema of the late seventies and the early eighties, where movies like these used to rule the roost with actors of the likes of Sunny Deol with the dhaai-kilo-ka-haath image used to be taken very often for such roles in such movies, which, over time, became an overkill, and where the tried-and-tested concept of one-man-heroism started to look clichéd to the audience – they wanted something new; something fresh; something to relate to! And after a very long time does one get to see a very brash, unapologetic entertainer which manages to entertain the masses, and how! In this dog-eat-dog world, where corruption is on a consistent rise, what with the rate of gangsters and gangs of criminals rising constantly, a different but extremely powerful gangster Radhe (Salman Khan), who works for money and money alone, is asked by Gani Bhai’s (Prakash Raj) associate Golden, to work for his gang. Meanwhile, Radhe falls for the sweet, simple Jahanvi (Ayesha Takia), who is a victim of the lustful eyes of a corrupt Inspector Talpade (Mahesh Manjrekar). In the midst of this drama, Commisioner Ashraf Khan (Govind Namdeo) is in his efforts to eliminate crime from India by eliminating gangsters through his special team. But one fine day, a series of events leads to dire consequences of truths being uncovered, identities being revealed, and lives being crushed. Who will survive? Watch to find out!
Sounds very been-there-done-that, doesn’t it? But Prabhu Deva has given such a very 80’s story a very powerful execution, such that every scene creates an impact and generates ceetees and applause from the masses. Each scene (Shiraz Ahmed and Poori Jagannath for screenplay and story respectively) has been well-written, and each dialogue (Shiraz Ahmed again!) has been well worked on, such that every line sounds like a punch line, and every scene is THE scene! Picturesque locations of Greece (for ‘Dil Leke’) have been well captured, and otherwise as well, the cinematography (Nirave Shah, S. Sriram) really packs the punch and grittiness that accentuates the movie’s rustic appeal.
And who can forget praising the most integral part of an action thriller? Vijayan Master’s well-choreographed action sequences really provide the required impact that should be given to the audience, with each stunt given a perfect look and feel.
And these action scenes have been edited with finesse, as also coupled with some outstanding visual effects and production values that, at some places, boast of an international appeal. One can see that a camera with a really high frame-rate has been used to play with the speed of some action shots, something that always works in any action movie. Otherwise, the editing at many places is choppy and could have been tighter, but for the well-edited and thrilling action sequences, one can forgive the editor.
The placement of music is a sore point though. Apart from the electric ‘Jalwa’ featuring Prabhu Deva, Govinda and Anil Kapoor, the other songs just get in without any prior permission or knocking, which might annoy the viewer. But out of the other songs, it is ‘Love Me Love Me’ and ‘Dil Leke’ which deserve praise for its treatment, which makes the song enjoyable enough. The song ‘Le Le Mazaa Le’ deserves special mention for its brilliant choreography, though one might feel annoyed for (yet again, sadly) its sudden uninvited entry.
Other flaws include the pace, which takes a dip at places where some scenes were unnecessary and some subplots not required in the script. For example, the Manoj Pahwa angle really did not fit the story, and even the humor was cheesy. Tighter writing could really help the movie better, as watertight scripts (coupled with the right execution and right acting) help even the lamest of stories rise and shine. Also, the sudden abrupt end of the movie might turn some audience off!
When it comes to acting, the very first person that can be mentioned in this list has to be the one and only Salman Khan who makes a powerful comeback at the box-office after a series of disasters, namely Yuvvraaj and God Tussi Great Ho. His performance, if not his career-best, has to be his most powerful in this decade, with each scene and each frame being designed so as to give every move and verb of his a certain impact. He’s the man, I must say, something that must impress fans of Salman Khan and force the foes of Salman Khan to actually admit being impressed by his career’s most stalwart performance (if, at the risk of repeating myself, not the best)
Ayesha Takia looks pretty and her chemistry with Salman Khan clicks. And though she acts well, her talent here, I must say, is unfortunately wasted, as her role was of nothing but an eye candy. Prakash Raj excels as the villain spewing venom, sarcasm and dry humor at the same time, an act that very few people can actually pack in. A revelation, I must say!
Govind Namdeo comes back with his first powerfully positive role in a very long time, and plays aptly. Mahesh Manjrekar enacts the role of a corrupt womanizing cop with unsuppressed glee, thus making us notice that he has been consistently improving with each performance (though one misses his directorial days!). Vinod Khanna does well in a short role, but the only thing that was required of him was more screen time, which he unfortunately didn’t get! Mahek Chhal did nothing but added to the glamour quotient and tried to be rough, which was required of her. She isn’t disappointing though. Inder Kumar is decent. Asseem Merchant as Golden also doesn’t disappoint and in fact gives an able performance. But the most annoying performance is the unnecessary filler of a performance by Manoj Pahwa (who last impressed in Aloo Chaat), which was not required.
Overall, Wanted not just marks the comeback of Salman Khan, it literally announces it. With an ordinary plot given an amazing execution, I must say that this movie will be a darling of the masses and the Salman Khan fans who wanted that ONE bona fide “ego booster” featuring himself in almost every frame, mouthing the best dialogues, and best of all, kicking butt better than anyone else in the whole of the movie. Pseudo-intellectuals beware, this movie is not your type; it’s a typical fun movie that takes us back to the 80’s with a powerful execution. So go grab your tickets right now, and have a blast, while keeping your intelligence safely out of the way to enhance your viewing pleasure! Go for it (if only for the sake of Salman)!

Love aaj kal

Just when everyone is losing heart, up comes a movie that has the potential to reignite that passion for moviegoers, particularly in view of the awful year so far and irrespective of the debacle surrounding the strike between multiplexes and producers.Saif Ali Khan and Dinesh Vijan's production house Illuminati films are set to release its maiden venture Love Aaj Kal. The movie's key selling point is that it is director Imtiaz Ali's much awaited release after the most enjoyable and commercially successful movie Jab We Met. Indeed the buzz surrounding the movie is further heightened by the star cast including Saif Ali Khan, Deepika Padukoue, Rishi Kapoor and Rahul Khanna in the lead roles.One of the most intriguing aspects of course is that Saif and Deepika are paired together for the very first time. Says a source "Saif and Deepika are looking fabulous together... the chemistry they share is unbelievable!!If you are still not convinced then expect to be blown away by the music courtesy Pritam who if you recall, did such a fantastic job with the score for Jab We Met. Incidentally the soundtrack for Love Aaj Kal should be releasing shortly.As the name suggests, Love Aaj Kal is set to have a fresh take on relationships in a language that will appeal to everyone so this should be on your watch list soon. Let's hope there are no further delays with this one!

New york

Probably one of the most horrific tragedies that I have ever witnessed was the terrorist attack on New York on September 11, 2001. I still remember my thoughts at the time, as I could only observe the second World Trade Center Tower come crashing down. If that wasn’t horrible enough to witness with one’s own eyes, the rampant paranoia in the days following the event were even more difficult to experience.In the short time after 9/11, having brown skin immediately brought with it the stigma of suspicion and fear. This suspicion and fear not only came from some private citizens, but also from the people in authority. There were stories of Sikhs being beaten up by groups of civilians, and if that were not disturbing enough, there were the whispered tales of innocent Indians, Pakistanis and Middle Eastern individuals being detained.The whispers continued, telling of the harsh treatment of these detained people, even though they were innocent. For sure the days during and right after are dark times for everyone around the world.We’ve seen Hollywood deal with the tragedy in several films, but now it’s Bollywood’s turn with the aptly titled “New York” which deals more on the aftermath of the tragedy and the out of control paranoid fear that eventually harmed even more innocent people.Now some reviewers have claimed that ‘New York’ is not about 9/11, and that is false. You cannot say that, because without the tragedy of 9/11 you could not have a movie like ‘New York’. If the basic plotline of an innocent man being wrongly accused, accosted, and tortured by authorities who think he might be a terrorist sounds familiar to the basic plot of excellent Pakistani film, “Khuda Kay Liye”, then you are right. It’s the way that the screenplay of ‘New York’ unfolds the drama, the director’s vision, and the stellar cast that make the Bollywood film different than its Pakistani counterpart.Director Kabir Khan may not be a household name, but he has proven to be quite a good filmmaker with his past release “Kabul Express” and the documentary, “The Forgotten Army”. It’s not often that a very good documentary maker can jump genres to become a very good filmmaker, but lucky for us that he was able to do so, and seems to be getting better with each film. His direction truly sets “New York” miles ahead of most other Bollywood releases, resulting in a film that should be universally accepted by not only the masala crowd, but also by the serious minded as well. The movie would be much less in the hands of a less capable director.The story revolves around the tried and trusted formula of three friends Sam (John Abraham), Omar (Neil Nitin Mukesh) and Maya (Katrina Kaif). They meet, they bond, they begin to build the foundations of a friendship that should last a lifetime, until that friendship is torn under post 9/11. All films need an antagonist, and this time around it’s Agent Roshan (Irrfan Khan) whose actions provide the catalyst for all the twists and turns of the plot.Yash Raj Films has produced one of their best as “New York” is entertaining from first frame to last. The three lead actors each act with sincerity. This is, without doubt John Abraham’s best film, as the normally wooden actor shows a remarkable emotional depth this time out. Neil Nitin Mukesh captivates the audience in every frame he is in and disappears into the character of Omar. Katrina Kaif, who is normally relegated to playing female caricatures, finally shows that she can portray a realistic character, and is truly a fine actor. She holds her own against the guys and audiences will remember her performance. Irrfan Khan is solid as ever.The music by Pritam is catchy and familiar enough to be pleasant. Luckily for us, Kabir Khan makes sure that songs are not just dropped into the narrative in a disruptive way, which would have spelled doom for a movie like this. Instead we get an organic progression from narrative to song and back again.The rest of the production team, from cinematography, background score, and set design have all done a very commendable job. An A class effort, “New York” is that rare thought provoking, yet entertaining film wherein director, actors, and screenplay all deliver their best resulting in a movie that stays with you even after it is finished.